ADDITIONAL VERSES OF THE BASKET MAN SONG:

Basket Man, Basket Man
Moves as fast as a basket can
Cannot fly, cannot walk,
He is lucky that he can talk
Who cares...?
Here sits the Basket Man!

 

 - CHORUS -

At the scene of crime
in the chill of the night
he will lay in wait,
crooks beware of his bite!

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Basket Man, Basket Man
The agile equal of his trash can
Is he strong? Listen chumps
He's got radioactive stumps
Oh god!
Here squirms the Basket Man!

 

As an athelete, he's got grace
The Yankees use him for second base,
He's so tough he can take a fall,
The Knicks use him for a basketball
2 POINTS!
There went the Basket Man!